Monday, June 23, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Exhibition
Only a small one but I'm going to plug it anyway.
The Beehive. Swindon.
April 6th - May 3rd.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Small and Shameless Plug
The above image, amongst about five others of mine, and some very flattering text about me is featured in this months Showroom at the Photoshelter Collection.
And that would be right here: http://psc.photoshelter.com/showroom/
On Assignment With the Junky Gibbons
Yep, that's me, blowing what's left of my dignity by intently photographing soft toys picturesquely arranged in a small park in Swindon.
Serious Abuse of Solar Property
I am reliably informed that the British Museum would kill to own the particular priceless space artifact photographed here by a mobile phone in an office pot plant with a soft toy gibbon.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Toilet Humour...
This is what happens when you let your mates look after your camera in the pub for a few minutes.
Cheers for the suprise image lads...
Get Them Before the Bailiffs Do
I'm in the process of flogging these shiny two beauties on ebay. One Voigtlander 25mm F4 lens and one Voigtlander 50mm F1.5. Both Leica screw thread and in top nick.
Contact me with questions or offers.
Offers are best, eh? Don't make me get a proper job to pay my bills.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Junky Gibbons Photo Shoot
A photo shoot for the Junky Gibbons that mostly involved a cardboard spaceship, some cuddly toys, and stares from random passers by in a small park in Swindon.
Friday, October 26, 2007
The Friday Intifada
I'm laughing because i know that very soon this guy is going to get battered by Israeli rubber bullets and teargas. The soldiers battering him are going to be pelted with huge rocks and, in all probability, i'm going to be running very fast and very far away.
qalandiya 02/03/07 photo copyrigt fernando garcia
On the Front Line in the Faisal
Spanish photographer Fernando was so worried about the reputation of the Faisal toilets that he even wore his kevlar helmet while cleaning his teeth.
The Giant Adventure Playground for Photographers
Avoiding my hugely irresponsible and entirely self-inflicted debts by randomly messing around with cameras in the giant adventure playground for photographers that is the Middle East.qalandiya 02/03/07 photo copyright victor lamas
This is the moment that i finally regretted drinking those ten pints of Goldstar in Stardust the night before.qalandiya 02/03/07 photo by fernando garcia
The annual Jerusalem arm wrestling competition was contested by two skinheads from the East End of London.sira 09/02/07
Having my hair cut in the pub, with a blunt pair of scissors, and after several pints of lager, was not my proudest moment.stardust 12/03/07 photo by malachi mazor
I didn't realise at the time that i looked this sketchy when i flew out of Israel. I understand now why they finger bummed me at the airport.eilat bus station 01/04/07 photo by greg's mate
After a few weeks of hanging around with an English photographer, Ouria finally managed to grasp the finer points of colonial behaviour.the old city 14/02/07
It may look as though i'm shooting pictures, but in fact i'm running away.jerusalem 16/02/07 photo copyright victor lamas
As much as i would like to provide a witty caption for this picture, words just fail me...faisal 19/12/06
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Avi strangling a customer after discovering that she had lied about age and was in fact over sixteen years old.stardust 20/03/07
For Queen and Country
One of England's finest foreign ambassadors on duty before the Israel vs England football match in Tel Aviv.tel aviv 23/03/07
John after a bottle of happy hour red wine, some arak chasers, and a couple of slices of pizza from Chilles.stardust 24/02/07
Jerusalem Syndrome
This is when i realised that Jerusalem Syndrome doesn't only affect religious types...
stardust 24/02/07 photo by asgeir ueland i think
Me, Malachi, and some great big fucking stupid hats and scarves in the Ramat Gan Stadium for the eagerly awaited, and then so easily forgotton, Israel vs England football match. The game turned out to be one of the worst football matches i've ever seen. Almost on a par with the only other game i've seen in this stadium: the 0-0 draw between Beitar Jerusalem and Bnei Sakhnin. But at least that match had a fully fledged riot in the car park afterwards to liven it up a bit.ramat gan 25/03/07
Personally, i hate that fucking cat, so i've no idea what this Italian geezer is playing at by hugging the filthy beast.faisal 29/03/07
Ten Pints of Guinness and a Dodgy Falafel Sandwich
The Stardust toilet after ten pints of Guinness, a couple of arak chasers, and a dodgy falafel sandwich from the stall opposite Damascus Gate.stardust 29/03/07
Haggai's son is obviously way to young for the Israeli army, but never too young to get into Stardust.
stardust 29/03/07
After shamelessly boasting to everyone that i was paying my bar bills with the blood of dead Palestinian babies i decided to prove it by smearing a pathetically tiny amount of dead goats blood on my forehead.30/12/06 photo by greg jeske
With only fifteen minutes left until the Faisal curfew, i decided to drink one pint now, one on the way to the hostel, and one outside the closed door after Mohammed will inevitably lock me out again.stardust 31/01/07
My evening meal of two cold potatoes and a bottle of Goldstar, after a day of, once again, not working very hard.stardust 31/01/07
On the road to Nablus with Q Sakamaki, James Pomerantz and David Goldman.summer 2005 photo copyright david goldman
My ex Israeli girlfriend, quite rightly, kicking me out of her country for being naughty.
stardust, late 2005 / early 2006 photo by one of her friends probably
Israeli soldiers and some protesters playing the ancient English schoolboy game of 'bundles'.
bilin, sometime in 2005
Irish photographer Alan O'Connor displaying the latest in kevlar ear muffs.
some random bar in jerusalem, probably early 2006
Broken arm courtesy of my big mouth and bad attitude. Haircut courtesy of some dodgy Egyptian barber in Dahab.rivlin street, summer 2005, photo by some girl who worked behind the bar in stardust.
No matter how many times you shout, "I'm a British journalist, don't shoot", there's always some bloody paparazzi nearby randomly snapping away.on a huge rubbish dump near tulkaram, august 2005. PHOTO BY ADAM ROUNDTREE
In a desperate bid for freedom, after spending nearly an entire summer in the Faisal, Soren ran all the way to Ben Gurion and begged airport security to deport him.qawawis, summer of 2005
A photo to send to the lads back home. Unfortunately, she sent me home shortly after it...stardust, probably december 2005
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